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whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

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beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

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perseass:

Calypso’s gonna come off that island and take one look at Annabeth and is gonna be like damn Percy I understand why u left

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nahthatsnotveryraven:

in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller 

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techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

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No seriously

oh my fucking god

No seriously read it 😐

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tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

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