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when ur mom comes home early and u gotta change back from ur shark form QUICK

grawly:

archerdan:

grawly:

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when its just a false alarm and ur mom isnt home yet

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it seems my gif has finally found a use

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dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

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  • Anonymouswhy do girls go to the bathroom together
  • tyleroakleyismyqueen
    • to keep out the creepers trying to sneak a peak into the girl bathroom while your peeing
    • to have a feeling of security
    • to have a place to talk where the boys can’t hear
    • to have someone to help with either your hair, outfit or makeup
    • to gossip in safety
    • to cry in safety
    • to talk about the hottie in your algebra class
    • to get away from the forever judging society filled with antifeminists for a few moments
    • to tell each other you look like sluts and need to tone down the cat eye and pull up your shirt without the chance of other people hearing
    • to tell a secret
    • possibly because you both have to go to the bathroom
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    spoiler1001:

    legolasstar:

    jointheyoutubefamily:

    troyetroyetroye:

    unofficialfabulousness:

    Also to rap battle

    To sacrifice the males

    To have lesbian sex

    To open the Chamber of Secrets

    To hide from school

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saferincages:

shoutout to everyone who puts up with my insanely varied interests (◡‿◡✿)

shoutout to the followers who have never spoken to me but stay (✿◠‿◠)

shoutout to the people I talk to every day and often rant to emotionally (◕‿◕✿)

shoutout to the people who I sometimes go weeks without talking to but then can message out of the blue and still adore just as much (☺‿☺)

shoutout to you (♥‿♥)

you’re wonderful

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stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

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swansongofuyulala:

winterinthetardis:

i love how the daleks look exactly the same now as they did 50 years ago

but the cybermen, on the other hand,

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look completely different

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i guess you could say they upgraded

Cyber men’s society is based on making stuff better

Dalek society believes they are already the best they could be so why change

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