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cyberjock:

friend: hey man what’s wrong?

me: anime got me fucked up bro

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  • AnonymousHow do you deal with anon hate?
  • officialunitedstates

    Imagine everyone who sends you anon hate as a 12 year old superwehrolock fan who didn’t get a good breakfast and can’t find any good apps for their phone.  The neighborhood kid across the street doesn’t like them as anything more than a friend, and they are anxious about the 7th grade and what new challenges it will bring.

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    officialunitedstates:

    update

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hipster-trichster:

rallaphunk:

hipster-trichster:

I like a man who would kill for what he believes in

like hitler

I’m talking about my homeboy Pythagoras not that bitch Hitler c’mon

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brightness:

you can spot a fake text post story with 100% accuracy if it includes “looked them dead in the eyes” because this site is full of socially incapables who cant even look their parents in the eyes without feeling anxious (let alone make stories sound believable)

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pxntagrams:

pxntagrams:

i know my mum bought cookies but she hid them and now i have to find the cookies at midnight and try not to wake her up

UPDATE they were in the freezer which is actually genius because now i would have to microwave them but the microwave is more like a bloody tornado siren and it would wake her up for sure. well played mum

Use the oven

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pxntagrams:

pxntagrams:

i know my mum bought cookies but she hid them and now i have to find the cookies at midnight and try not to wake her up

UPDATE they were in the freezer which is actually genius because now i would have to microwave them but the microwave is more like a bloody tornado siren and it would wake her up for sure. well played mum

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chubbysocialbutterfly:

unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom

even more tips

  • if a place gives out free food. GO
  • don’t be that guy with the guitar at the party
  • invest in a microwave and mini fridge
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wrapi:

when the teacher forgets that there was homework and someone makes sure to remind her that there was

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